Once upon a New York minutei 1/2 a Knight in shining pinstripe rushed to the aid of a beautiful Maiden. Galloping up a crumbling tower block, he crashed into the chamber where she was imprisoned! The Maiden gasped and said i 1/2 that she was perfectly happy, thank you very much, and certainly didni 1/2t need saving, especially by a smug, designer-suited billionaire, and why had he just kicked in her front door? Iti 1/2s sometimes hard for a modern damsel in distress to admit she needs rescuing i 1/2 but at least this heroine plans to rescue her hero right back!"
