Fifty Shades of Grey? More Like Fifty Shades of Not Today.: E. L. James is ruining my sex life.

Amber Blake was your average chubby Texas tomboy turned blonde bombshell. She grew up in Stephenville, a town that actually possesses a statue of a cow in its town square. All she wanted out of life was a good man, a good job where she could help people, and an occasional pint of Blue Bell ice cream. Amber found the job, and she was getting her Blue Bell fix. There was just one thing left that she wanted...a good man, and when you work for a charity in Dallas, Texas finding a good man should have been easy. Every day she was being surrounded by rich men looking to donate to charity. In theory finding a great guy should have been as simple as falling off a log. Then E. L. James unleashed Fifty Shades of Grey on the masses, and suddenly Amber's dating life was thrown into chaos.

Now every rich guy she meets is a wannabe Christian Grey, and they are all making her life miserable. Will Amber find love, or is she doomed to be trapped with rejects from Fifty Shades of Grey?

Cover by: Sonny Abesamis
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