OBSESS MUCH?: A Neurotic Vampire's Tale

Forget everything you know about therapy--and Vampires--as you step inside the neurotic world of this Quirky Urban Fantasy!

BLOOD IS MY ANTIDEPRESSANT OF CHOICE--BUT SHE IS THE CURE FOR MY INSANITY.

As if the eviction of my humanity wasn’t punishment enough, I was forced to go through the after-life battling my unquenchable-vampire-thirst—and unprecedented contracted neuroses—when a bitter patient sentenced me to life in mental torment over a century ago. Can’t say my esteemed colleagues ever received such a gracious gift for their shitty advice. But hey, that’s just my special breed of good luck, I suppose. Go figure!

To make matters worse, the only drug strong enough to calm my compulsive behavior comes at a tepid 98.6°. That is, until the day I almost kill the new girl in town, Sage Bennett. But the second I breathe in her calming scent, time stands still. And those manic thoughts of ending my pain vanish. When I’m near her, I no longer hunger for blood, or perfection. I finally feel human, in ways I never knew when I was alive.

So when Sage turns out to be even nuttier than I am, my desire to help rides shotgun to everything else in my neurotic, immortal world. But what if suicidal tendencies aren’t something I can cure with fifty minutes of therapy—or a pill? And in the end, will I be strong enough to do whatever it takes to save her?

THERAPY HAS NEVER BEEN SO TWISTED!

(A modern day Interview With The Vampire meets Monk)

CONTENT RATING: R
Yes, there are a few naughty scenes, but nothing raunchy. Just be warned our moody vamp does have a bit of a potty mouth.