Miss Behave

I guess you could say I screwed up.
I lost a Sunday.
And now I need to find a wife.
Nothing fake about that...

I started partying on Friday. Saturday got kinda hazy.
And Sunday'll cost me a million bucks to get back.
The good behavior clause in my contract wasn't supposed to be real.
Just something to scare me straight.
Now the investors want to buy me out of my own company.
And the experimental cancer drug?
Yeah, they'll cancel that too.
Yeah, messed up.
That's where Diana comes in.
Sweet. Innocent. Pure.
And in one hell of a bind.
Lost her job, and her house isn't far behind.
I can fix all that.
But it'll take more than my magic 'wand'.
And maybe Diana will fix me too...
I won't just make her scream my name..
I'll get her to call me Doctor.

Remember, Holly and Tara hate cheating, and they guarantee a Happy Ending Again, and again, and again...