Apryl's Fools

One woman and the five men who loved her.
It didn’t sound so unusual.
The only problem?
They are all married to her.

Meet the fools:

Our wife is a lot of things. I’d waste the day and even more time if I attempted to list them. But the one thing she isn’t is a quitter. To her, divorce is failure. It’s taken more than a year and a shit ton of therapy with Dr. Nora Cunningham to figure out that Apryl is a love addict and, frankly, so am I. In the end, it’s neither here nor there. I just need Apryl to sign those papers so I can move on with my freaking life. It doesn’t make it easy that I just can’t seem to shake her. – Ethan

Someone ought to erect a warning sign. I’d do it myself, but it’s not like anyone from three states away would even listen to me. I’m the fool who fell for it first. And Apryl? Well, she’s just plain tricky. – Ray