ratings · Published: Jan 6th, 2019
All I wanted was a good night's sleep. Was that so much to ask? Was it impossible for my neighbour to not have wall banging sex every single night? The couple on the other side of the shared duplex wall had more sex than a house full of frat boys for crying out loud! It was getting harder and harder to explain to my six-year-old what all the banging was about. It wasn't until I met the neighbour in person and realized that the guy who lived in the house, wasn't the guy having the amazing sex. Well crap, how did I get myself into these things?
I had just gotten home for a long trip at work that ended in an accident and an injury and I was pissed off. Seeing my girlfriend half naked standing on the front lawn with the sexy neighbour did very little to calm my anger. Finding out why they were standing on the front lawn just spurred my anger to fury. How the hell did I get into these situations?