Hard Fast Ride

You know you want it.

In the dusty wastelands of post-modern Kansas sits a motel that serves as a cheap place to bring cheap dates for cheap tricks, but that all changes when a shot up hot rod crashes into the parking lot. There's a dead man in the passenger seat, a treasure map on the dashboard, and a trunk full of guns. Before the driver gives up the ghost he tells of a daring heist and bags of cash.

Two bi-curious prostitutes, Charity (blonde bombshell) and Desire (gothic bad girl), sniff out that there's gold to score and hit the road first after finishing up with a client of peculiar tastes. Hot on their high heels are two trailer trash sisters, Tonya (ex-stripper) and Tammy (perpetual teenager), who see the mystical money as a ticket out of this dustbowl. These ladies will have to face off and race off against bully-boy enforcers, high speed thugs, vengeful rednecks, and a peyote-munching bounty hunter who loves his rocket launcher almost as much as his fine mustache.

Whether you strap on or strap in, it's going to get wet & wild in this tall tale of sexy violence and snarky thrills on the open road.