The Vampire's Yoga Teacher (Starlight Sisters Coven #1)

Violet:

Vampires suck, and not in a good way. I need to leave the supernatural world behind if I want to survive, but the only yoga teaching gig I can get is at the Starlight Sisters — a wellness center that caters to creatures of the night. Now I’m stuck teaching downward facing dog to werewolves and avoiding cobra pose in case the snake shifters get any ideas.

The worst part of my job is the vampires. If they figure out that I’m a bloodwitch they’ll stick a silly straw in my jugular and slurp me dry. So why do I want to tackle the vamp that walked into my midnight yoga class and ride him like an undead pony?

Zack:

Since being recruited by SCARE (Supernatural Creatures Authorized to Regulate and Exterminate) I’ve banished demons, killed too many rogue creatures to count, and endured department meetings that last for days. I am a beast. A machine. The dark thing in the night that mothers warn their children against? I’d kick its ass.

There is no place in my life for love, but the moment I look into Violet’s eyes I know she belongs to me. Her body and soul are mine to protect, love, and worship. Anyone who wants her blood is going to have to come through me.

Warning: this story is silly, sexy, and completely bananapants. Like maybe banana hot pants. With grouchy goats printed on them. Enjoy!