Skeezebag tabloid reporter Riff Rafferty is broke, solo, and suspicious as hell after 20 years of grifting, gossiping, and gutting the glitteratti with his poisonous pen. He's flat broke and hopeless when he stumbles into the biggest scoop of his career: an anonymous hookup with a titled jerk who has no clue what Riff does for a living. HRH Prince Hugo Anselm Bélier del Zuffa, a second son famous for lousy manners, loose morals, and flashing his big scepter on every red carpet he hits, has zero interest in the family throne. But now the next royal wedding is his, and “I do” is not in his vocabulary! What he needs is to kidnap a suitably unsuitable fiancé to ruin his marriage before it can happen. Jerk, meet Dick. Two lying scoundrels make for a small tax haven off the Mediterranean coast, fighting feelings and hiding agendas all the way to the altar. Can the crown ball 'n' chain them to each other on live television before they cause an international scandal? What happens if they find a way to break the rules and rule together? Instead of ruining their lives, they might just end up with a kingdom worth saving.
