The Hope Torturer

"Speaking of crazy, I’ve hunted all week and I STILL can’t find him. Yeah, you know…HIM…the guy, THE GUY, the guy in the box under my bed. No! Not like that! Geez…I’m not a psycho. I only hear ONE voice in my head, just his, and it really is just a small shrine…just his love letters…and hat…and…well, a DNA thong trophy…you know, just for cloning purposes…nothing too psycho there, but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t mention it to my therapist." - Rayna

The Hope Torturer is a roller coaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cursing, crying, and falling in love again and again. The characters are quirky, warped, damaged, and maybe a little insane, but definitely passionate and that's what makes them real. This tale of the one that got away is a time capsule covering over 25 years of music, movies, and pop culture. It has everything from a tryst with "the elephant man", the mating dance of the blue-footed booby, a trip to the happiest place on Earth, to an erotic lightsaber duel...something for everyone.