Ho! Ho! Ho!: A Christmas Short
Rilzy Adams
Myla Gordon followed all of the rules of being a “virtuous woman.” She married her college sweetheart after saving herself for marriage for christsake!
All that got her, however, was five years of side chicks, putdowns, and a man who never made her cum. After the STI debacle, Myla is forced to take a long, hard look at her marriage and she hates what she sees. She visits a lawyer to get the divorce proceedings started on her way to the pharmacy to pick up antibiotics, determined to rid herself of both the infections in her life. A few months later, as Christmas looms, Myla’s divorce is complete and she has a clean bill of health but she can’t help but think of all the experiences she missed out on trying to be a good woman to a bad man. Forget chestnuts roasting on an open fire, eggnog, and mistletoes… this Christmas, Myla Gordon is gonna Ho! Ho! Ho!