Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles: Vol.1 - Sextraterestrial

Hey guys! I’m Jonny B. Jizzin, and I’ve got a really big problem…
There’s this gorgeous babe from college, named Chanel. And when I say gorgeous, I mean crazy hot! Long, dark flowing curls, perfect pouty lips, banging curves, you know – the whole package!
But…
She’s with this giant oaf who calls himself ‘Chocolate Cameron’. Sounds like a male-stripper name, right? He’s such a basic bro too. UGH! What’s he have that I don’t? Besides driving a BMW…and his massive arms…and a sense of fashion…
Wait a minute…I can get all of that too! All I need is an awesome job, right?

If I get a fancy new whip and some better clothes, I can woo Chanel to my side! That’s how all of this works, right? Right?

Join me, friends, as I embark on an insane journey after a busty scientist “recruits” me for a series of odd jobs for quick cash. My courage, wit, and…AHEM…stamina, will all be tested!
How far will one guy simp for the girl of his dreams? Find out in:
Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles -- Volume 1 – Sextraterrestrial

Written by Lolo X Eros