No-one Ever Has Sex Series by Tracy Bloom

Don’t you always plan the perfect Christmas? Don’t you always think it will be the best one ever? And doesn’t something – usually one of your loved ones – always come along and screw it up? Katy’s been spending too much time in the office and not enough time with her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family... moreDon’t you always plan the perfect Christmas? Don’t you always think it will be the best one ever? And doesn’t something – usually one of your loved ones – always come along and screw it up? Katy’s been spending too much time in the office and not enough time with her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. Katy isn’t so sure… Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? less

In Katy’s opinion, weddings should follow some basic rules: 1) No-one should ever have sex. Of course. The married couple has the rest of their lives for that, and the guests should be too busy partying. 2) If you are heavily pregnant (as Katy is) you should obviously not be invited to three weddings in the space of one summer... moreIn Katy’s opinion, weddings should follow some basic rules: 1) No-one should ever have sex. Of course. The married couple has the rest of their lives for that, and the guests should be too busy partying. 2) If you are heavily pregnant (as Katy is) you should obviously not be invited to three weddings in the space of one summer. Your husband’s accident-prone best friend, your attention-seeking colleague, your 73-year-old mother’s marriage to her Spanish toy boy – all without even an alcoholic drink to make them bearable. 3) During the speeches, it should not be revealed that you had a secret one-night-stand with one of the other guests. 4) Instead of laying bets on the length of the best man’s speech, guests should not be laying bets on whether a marriage will be in ruins before the end of the meal… But this summer, Katy is lucky enough to be the special guest at the weddings that break ALL of the rules. What could possibly go wrong? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you laugh until you cry. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. Readers love Tracy Bloom! ‘ I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious! ’ Jessica's Book Biz ‘ Laugh-out-loud moments throughout ... worth the read just for the giggles.’ Carrie's Book Reviews ‘ Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud … Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer ‘A great book full of lots of hilarious moments.’ Goodreads reviewer ‘A fun, crazy holiday read.’ Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews ‘ I loved it! ’ Goodreads reviewer ‘There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.’ Jessica's Book Biz ‘I've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good… I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead I’ll just suggest you read it for yourself!’ Rachel’s Random Reads , 5 stars ‘Had me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter , definitely a book I’m recommending – 5 stars from me!! ’ Donna’s Book Blog , 5 stars ‘This really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny!’ Novel Gossip ‘I raced through this story, not wanting it to end…a hilarious and fast-paced read and I found myself laughing my head off so often! ’ On My Bookshelf , 5 stars ‘ This book was soooooo funny! ... I was literally laughing out loud so much while reading.’ Steph and Chris’ Book Reviews , 5 stars less

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not... moreGet ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not. The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see… From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday , this is the perfect book to read on the beach – either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. No-one makes readers laugh like Tracy Bloom! ‘ Absolutely fabulous … I couldn't put this down and read it in about three hours flat… Easily my favourite book from Tracy Bloom so far.’ Rachel’s Random Reads , 5 stars ‘This is my first Tracy Bloom book and I can safely say it won’t be my last! Really enjoyable read, brilliant writing style and humour that adds to the story. Made me chuckle often.’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘ Laugh-out-loud funny … This was my first Bloom book, but it won't be my last.’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘I laughed a lot while reading this book!’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘A funny , heartwarming , and enjoyable read.’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars ‘ Shenanigans , fun and lots of giggles! ’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘ Hilarious … highly entertaining from start to finish.’ Goodreads Reviewer ‘A funny , heartwarming read with larger than life characters and a hilarious plot line.’ Mrs Roadley Reads less