I should be celebrating. Everything's going right for me. I'm engaged to the hottest guy on the planet, Frederick, we have money to launch his personal shopping app-and I'm finally running my own business without having to answer to my former, asshole boss... moreI should be celebrating. Everything's going right for me. I'm engaged to the hottest guy on the planet, Frederick, we have money to launch his personal shopping app-and I'm finally running my own business without having to answer to my former, asshole boss. Frederick and I wanted to start this business so badly, but the problem is we both don't know ANYTHING about technology, so we hired two tech interns to help out with a strict deadline - 24 hours to finish! They work around the clock to get things done and, man, do they keep me busy trying to figure out how to get their pants off! Now, I'm wondering if I could ever really settle down. All I think about is the their huge packages, and I mean HUGE, and the smell of sweaty, hot sex. It doesn't help that they're constantly checking me out. If only they'd take this launch more seriously and stay focused. Maybe, it's time to teach them who's boss? I mean, someone has to be in charge, right? less
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