Grimm was a Bastard Series by Anna Katmore

No Prince for Riley or When Red Riding Hood decided to catch herself a royal. Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words "Once upon a time," my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy, it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending, like Cindy and Briar-Rose get, along with a castle and dashing prince to marry. Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that. Trust me, I've tried. Seventeen frogs and nearly one warty toad - for nothing... moreNo Prince for Riley or When Red Riding Hood decided to catch herself a royal. Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words "Once upon a time," my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy, it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending, like Cindy and Briar-Rose get, along with a castle and dashing prince to marry. Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that. Trust me, I've tried. Seventeen frogs and nearly one warty toad - for nothing. What I get is Jack but, alas, he's unsuitable for a romantic ending. The Wolf simply lacks the manners for that. And obviously, a crown. Because everybody knows that love only happens among royals in Fairyland. Since royalty doesn't just rain from the sky, I'm going to build a prince trap tomorrow and write my new ever after. It’ll be so good… *cough* Hi, I'm Jack Wolf - yes, if Riley gets to say something here, so do I. And she better forget about this harebrained idea to elope with a royal. We're not going to rewrite anything. If she wants to make out with somebody, she can do it with me or no one. Oh, and…it will be good. ________________________ This is a series of two short novels. Sorry about the cliffhanger! To be continued with: Jack's Ever After (already available) less

Jack’s Ever After Or When Red Riding Hood learned that love isn’t bound to a crown. I’ve been gone from the woods for just two short days and suddenly, everyone’s super happy to see me again. Even Jack can’t seem to let me go. The hard kiss he presses to my mouth is totally mistimed, though. Heck, what is he thinking? That he can stop me from finding my prince from the ball? He says I wouldn’t know love if it mowed me down with a coach…or something like that... moreJack’s Ever After Or When Red Riding Hood learned that love isn’t bound to a crown. I’ve been gone from the woods for just two short days and suddenly, everyone’s super happy to see me again. Even Jack can’t seem to let me go. The hard kiss he presses to my mouth is totally mistimed, though. Heck, what is he thinking? That he can stop me from finding my prince from the ball? He says I wouldn’t know love if it mowed me down with a coach…or something like that. Hah! I should teach him a few things about love. I will go on this journey! He can come with me, or not. Yo, Jack again… The farther we travel on, the deeper I drown in ogre shit. Why the hell did I have to ask Phillip to help me with the whole prince thing? Can we just start from scratch, please? Lose yourself in the fairy tale sequel to NO PRINCE FOR RILEY less