The Bad Mother Series by Suzy K. Quinn

Juliette Duffy is up the duff. Knocked up. Bun in the oven. And she is in NO WAY prepared for the shit-storm of motherhood. Follow Juliette's hilarious journey, as she transitions from a Guinness loving, pub-going, festival girl to a new mother.

BRAND NEW laugh-out-loud kindle unlimited romantic comedy, from bestselling romance author, Suzy K Quinn. If you liked the Unmumsy Mum, a Year in the Life of a Playground Mother and Life Swap, you’ll LOVE this new kindle unlimited feel-good romance. Juliette Duffy has had a baby. But motherhood isn’t quite how she imagined it.She doesn’t live in a cottage with roses around the door.She doesn’t know how to get Daisy to sleep.She doesn’t own a rolling pin... moreBRAND NEW laugh-out-loud kindle unlimited romantic comedy, from bestselling romance author, Suzy K Quinn. If you liked the Unmumsy Mum, a Year in the Life of a Playground Mother and Life Swap, you’ll LOVE this new kindle unlimited feel-good romance. Juliette Duffy has had a baby. But motherhood isn’t quite how she imagined it.She doesn’t live in a cottage with roses around the door.She doesn’t know how to get Daisy to sleep.She doesn’t own a rolling pin.And then there’s Daisy’s sh*tbag of a father …READER REVIEWS “The funniest book I’ve read in years. Laugh out loud romantic comedy.”“The ending will have you crying with joy …”“Motherhood fiction at its best.”“Joyful, funny and uplifting – I could relate to everything Juliette went through.”“Brings back all those happy memories of first motherhood. LOVED it!”“Brilliant...though I am not sure that word does it justice. I read this book on a whim while looking for parenting advice books and boy and I glad I did.”“Loved this book. Was a fantastic read. Laughed cried then laughed again. Might just read it again now! Loved it!”“I liked the diary style as it broke up the chapters making it easier to stop when my everyday chores needed doing so that it was easy to pick up where i left off.....brilliant idea.”BOOK EXTRACT Friday January 1stNew Year’s DayBack at Mum and Dad’s after HUGE row with Nick. Am FURIOUS. Asked him to look after Daisy while I went to the supermarket (when I take her along, I get distracted by the 2-for-1s and buy random things, like jam-filled wagon wheels). Got home to find Nick playing computer games, with TEN empty bottles of original Guinness beside him. TEN BOTTLES! In TWO hours! I went mental. ‘I’ve got a high tolerance for alcohol,’ he slurred. ‘If I were drunk, I’d never have cracked this part of Assassin’s Creed.’ I demanded he walk in a straight line, and he fell over. As I was screaming at him, Nick’s mum let herself into the apartment. She saw Nick on the floor and said, ‘Do sit up straight, darling.’ Then she asked what all the fuss was about. I said Nick was getting pissed when he was supposed to be looking after Daisy. ‘Oh Nick,’ said Helen. ‘But Juliette, he has been working all day. He’s obviously stressed.’ Working! All Nick’s done today is read a two-page script for an online poker commercial. ‘If I ever need relationship advice from a divorcee,’ I told Helen, ‘I’ll let you know.’ Then I screamed at Nick at bit more, threw a bag together and said I was taking Daisy to my parent’s house. I would have made a strong, dignified woman exit, except I had to come back for Daisy’s pink waffle blanket, Teddy Snuggles, blackout curtain with suckers, spare nappies and finally her Lullaby Light Bear. unmumsy mum laugh out loud romantic comedy a year in the life of a playground mother how to have a baby and not lose your shit feel good romance less

UH OH! JULIETTE HAD A BABY WITH THE WRONG MAN. NOW WHAT? As a mother, I imagined myself somewhere between Mary Poppins and Gwyneth Paltrow. You know – growing my own courgettes, laughing whilst covered in mud, possibly having my own kiddie clothing range … that sort of thing. But unforeseen circumstances have thrown me far from vegetable patches and spoonfuls of sugar. I am currently a single mother, living with my parents. And this New Year, I am in need of a major detox... moreUH OH! JULIETTE HAD A BABY WITH THE WRONG MAN. NOW WHAT? As a mother, I imagined myself somewhere between Mary Poppins and Gwyneth Paltrow. You know – growing my own courgettes, laughing whilst covered in mud, possibly having my own kiddie clothing range … that sort of thing. But unforeseen circumstances have thrown me far from vegetable patches and spoonfuls of sugar. I am currently a single mother, living with my parents. And this New Year, I am in need of a major detox. What am I detoxing? Daisy’s father, Nick. New Year is a time to diet and purify (after, of course, finishing up all the Christmas crap – there’s no point trying to diet with all that still hanging around. Glass of port anyone?). Mum is losing weight, courtesy of Jaffa cakes and low-fat strawberry angel delight (two of my five a day!). Dad is having a bicycle-clip clear out. My detox is my feckless, irresponsible former boyfriend. Alex and I will never work out if I can’t cut Nick out of my life. But how can I, when he’s Daisy’s dad? less

Romantic Comedy / Funny Romance for ANY MOTHER who wants to laugh, feel good, relax and fall in love. If you liked the Unmumsy Mum, Hurrah for Gin and the List, you’ll LOVE this new romantic comedy. As a mother, I imagined myself somewhere between Mary Poppins and Jules Oliver. You know – growing my own courgettes, laughing whilst covered in mud, possibly having my own kiddie clothing range … that sort of thing... moreRomantic Comedy / Funny Romance for ANY MOTHER who wants to laugh, feel good, relax and fall in love. If you liked the Unmumsy Mum, Hurrah for Gin and the List, you’ll LOVE this new romantic comedy. As a mother, I imagined myself somewhere between Mary Poppins and Jules Oliver. You know – growing my own courgettes, laughing whilst covered in mud, possibly having my own kiddie clothing range … that sort of thing. But unforeseen circumstances have thrown me far from vegetable patches and spoonfuls of sugar. I am currently a single mother, living with my parents. And this New Year, I am in need of a major detox. What am I detoxing? Daisy’s father, Nick. New Year is a time to diet and purify (after, of course, finishing up all the Christmas crap – there’s no point trying to diet with all that still hanging around. Glass of port anyone?). Mum is losing weight, courtesy of Jaffa cakes and low-fat strawberry angel delight (two of my five a day!). Dad is having a bicycle-clip clear out. My detox is my feckless, irresponsible former boyfriend. Alex and I will never work out if I can’t cut Nick out of my life. But how can I, when he’s Daisy’s dad? less

Every mother deserves a holiday. The third in the bestselling comedy series, Juliette Duffy is knocked up again. Preggers. Up the duff. To put it another way… whoops. While she and her hotel magnate boyfriend Alex get their heads around unexpected parenthood, Juliette is having all the usual pregnancy symptoms: throwing up, indigestion, sciatica, constipation, migraines, and brain-fuddling tiredness. Because Mother Nature is a psychopathic old hag... moreEvery mother deserves a holiday. The third in the bestselling comedy series, Juliette Duffy is knocked up again. Preggers. Up the duff. To put it another way… whoops. While she and her hotel magnate boyfriend Alex get their heads around unexpected parenthood, Juliette is having all the usual pregnancy symptoms: throwing up, indigestion, sciatica, constipation, migraines, and brain-fuddling tiredness. Because Mother Nature is a psychopathic old hag. She needs a distraction and this summer she is determined to get away. Her party-loving mother is demanding the usual Duffy family all-inclusive Greek holiday. Her dad wants to go camping in Norfolk. And Alex? Well, he has asked her on a five-star luxury cruise. The trouble is, his mother is coming too... The third in Suzy K Quinn’s addictive, bestselling Bad Mother series, where Why Mummy Drinks meets Bridget Jones, is another laugh-out-loud treat. less

Christmas. A time for family. But what if your family is a total mess? Juliette and Alex are finally getting hitched, which should be joyous news. But Juliette is now entering "blended family" territory: Alex will be Daisy’s stepfather, and Daisy’s real father is not happy about it. Yes, after messing up Juliette’s family the first time around, Nick is still trying to elbow his way back into her life, doing everything he can to stop her from being with Alex... moreChristmas. A time for family. But what if your family is a total mess? Juliette and Alex are finally getting hitched, which should be joyous news. But Juliette is now entering "blended family" territory: Alex will be Daisy’s stepfather, and Daisy’s real father is not happy about it. Yes, after messing up Juliette’s family the first time around, Nick is still trying to elbow his way back into her life, doing everything he can to stop her from being with Alex. And Alex’s family are hardly rolling out the red carpet. To them, their new daughter-in-law is a slattern with a Jaffa Cake addiction. But Christmas is the thing that will bring them all together. And Juliette is determined that this Christmas will be a wonderfully happy family affair. Determined. Now, where did she put that Jaffa Cake? The fourth in Suzy K. Quinn’s bestselling Bad Mother series is a sparkly, shiny Christmas romantic comedy for mothers, and the perfect Yuletide treat. less