I think I finally remember the rest of that bar joke: a fae, a werewolf, and a vampire walk into a bar…Nope. Still don’t remember, but trust me, you’re in for a laugh.After I failed to take out the dean, Drystan, my partner in crime, only went and got himself arrested. Then my werewolf bodyguard, Conan, vanished, and now he’s MIA, leaving me to the mercy of the school’s resident mean girls.To make matters worse, there’s a new dean in charge... moreI think I finally remember the rest of that bar joke: a fae, a werewolf, and a vampire walk into a bar…Nope. Still don’t remember, but trust me, you’re in for a laugh.After I failed to take out the dean, Drystan, my partner in crime, only went and got himself arrested. Then my werewolf bodyguard, Conan, vanished, and now he’s MIA, leaving me to the mercy of the school’s resident mean girls.To make matters worse, there’s a new dean in charge. By the order of his father, the king, Prince Levington has had to hand over his position to the king’s most trusted advisor, Vincent von Brandt, and the decrepit old vampire even makes the sleazy Levington Straus look like Mary Poppins. Yet hope is on my side. It turns out that the old dean is willing to help me reunite with my sister, and together with the Secret Alliance of the Fae, we can overthrow his father and set the fae free.With a new vampire king, life will surely be better for all three races.It’s just unfortunate that I am in love with three men, one a fae, one a vampire, and another a werewolf, and I guess I finally figured out the punchline to that bar joke.I’m so screwed. less