The Divorce Diet

No one tells you life does not revert back to how it was before you exchanged vows.
Or how when your marriage ends, you aren't single.
Because, you are forever d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d.

It's not an achievement that goes on your resumé for the world to see but, it's there. The loss, the process, is personal.
It changes you. Pain changes you.
Not just your emotional state, but your physical appearance as well.
Ah, the infamous Divorce Diet.
If there was a 'look' for alone and insecure, I was it.

Alas, it was time to move on.
Armed with sexy outfits, liquid courage, and a handy app, I began dating.
Only my ex wasn't having it. In fact, he was so against the idea that he started showing up.
This was so crazy, so unlike him, so...alpha that I didn't exactly hate it.
Turns out, I truly didn't know my husband…until I divorced him.

(The Divorce Diet is a romantic comedy with a dash of suspense, dipped in foul humor and polished off with good ole' fashioned dirty s-e-x.)