Jail time for being man enough to kidnap your half-brother: as high as twenty plus years. Yes, I checked. Too bad there isn’t a “saving your little brother from his lazy, deadbeat mom who won’t give up her parental rights to spite your dead father” escape clause. Hence, why I’m working two jobs to keep a roof over my little brother, stepmom, and two half-baked stepsisters’ heads. Well, until she spent the last three months’ rent I’ve given her on everything but the rent... moreJail time for being man enough to kidnap your half-brother: as high as twenty plus years. Yes, I checked. Too bad there isn’t a “saving your little brother from his lazy, deadbeat mom who won’t give up her parental rights to spite your dead father” escape clause. Hence, why I’m working two jobs to keep a roof over my little brother, stepmom, and two half-baked stepsisters’ heads. Well, until she spent the last three months’ rent I’ve given her on everything but the rent. Now I have seven days to come up with three thousand dollars or we are all on the street. Leave it to my fairy god-brother Nick to have the perfect solution. Make a profile on the website Date for Hire. (check) Get selected by the gorgeous billionaire realty CEO Princess Charm to be her fake fiancé. (check) Accept an offer for more money than I’ve seen in my life. (double check) Don’t be dumb enough to want something real with her. (well…) less
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